“Keanu Reeves as John Constantine. Look, I like Keanu as much as the next person, but John Constantine is a blonde English man with a dark sense of humour. Keanu didn’t even wear the iconic bloody trench coat! 

It’s BAFFLING to me how fanboys will get mad if most comic characters don’t have so much as the right eye colour, but you all forgave this one? (Strangely, it got really popular when Matt Ryan’s Constantine was confirmed as bisexual – like the comic). The casting was horrible, and I really wish they’d give me a Matt Ryan Constantine film instead of another Keanu sequel.”

—garebehr